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#Trump admin ordered NWS to disavow Alabama forecast so Trump won’t look bad over Sharpie-gate. Mulvaney claims they want to clear the record because the NWS tweet “went too far”. A weather report tweet went too far. Let that sink in. Trump can’t even tell the truth about weather.
Is #Trump’s ego so fragile that he has to direct Wilbur Ross to threaten to fire NOAA staff that contradict his Sharpie hurricane forecasts? They were responding to calls from frightened Alabamans. So now we’re politicizing the weather.
When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.
#humor #pedantry
Does anyone else think it’s weird that a veterinarian can save a cow’s life and then eat a steak for dinner?
#humor #opinion
I just found out that the VA in China is called the Vachina.
#humor
Emma Lazarus, whose poem is at the foot of the Statue of Liberty, was a Sephardic Jew with roots in Brazil and Portugal. She meant what she wrote. It wasn’t an allegory for white Europeans of means. Don’t believe the racist lies from Steven Miller and the Trump White House.
#trump #politics
Yeah. Fuck animals.
U.S. Significantly Weakens Endangered Species Act (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
#GOP #politics
It’s interesting that the people who think violent video games are bad seem to forget that prior to that kids would play cowboys and indians with cap guns, re-enacting the slaughter of native Americans.
#opinion
Walmart pulls in-store displays for violent video games but keeps selling guns because dumb people believe that helps.
#opinion
I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.
#pedantry #tech #humor
It’s weird that vegetarians like their vegetables combined and pressed into a patty that looks and tastes like meat. It’s like a food version of Brokeback Mountain. “Meat: I just can’t quit you.”
#humor
I wonder if there’s an alternate universe where carnitarians eat their meats combined and formed into tiny shapes that look and taste like vegetables.
#humor
When you see “5Ge” on your AT&T Wireless phone it’s really just 4G. It would be nice if carriers didn’t lie to us in order to compete with each other.
#tech
According to this billboard the wedding of my dreams involves a #Windows Vista device activation dialog.
#humor
Surprisingly the chairs at The Melting Pot remain solid throughout the entire meal.
#humor
Watching a commercial for that digital exercise mirror and I realized that all it really has to do is show you a picture of someone good-looking.
#tech #opinion #humor
“Dad, if a bra is called an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, why aren’t men’s underwear called an under-the-butt-nut-hut?”
— Our 12-year-old
#family #humor #chloe
Can you imagine having to work this way because your MacBook keyboard is so uncomfortable? #Apple it’s time for a new MBP keyboard.
#tech #Mac #opinion
If you look closely that coffee cup on Game of Thrones was actually from Starkbucks.
#tv #humor
George R. R. Martin wrote: “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
To which I ask “what if you’re an asshole?”
#tv #humor
“Curiosity Stream” is when your urine isn't yellow.
#humor
I think that anti-vaxxers are really people who never got over their fear of needles.
#humor
Really disappointed that the movie Mary Queen of Scots didn’t have a post-credits scene.
#movies #humor