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As citizens our base thinking on our political leaders like POTUS should simply be “our President did a great thing when he signed prison reform” or “our President is killing people by threatening to pull school funding if kids don’t return in the fall.”

#politics #opinion

Jul 12, 2020

Technically speaking, we’re tasting the inside of our own mouths 24/7.

#pedantry #humor

Jul 11, 2020

What could possibly go wrong when this #Windows 10 Update completes?

#tech #humor

Jun 4, 2020

Here’s why voter fraud is a myth being pushed by candidates that are afraid of large voter turnout:

Voting by Mail: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Voting by Mail: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

www.youtube.com

#GOP #politics

Jun 1, 2020

We’ve had voting by mail since the Civil War, and in the last 2 Federal elections 1 in 4 people voted by mail. Five states have universal all mail voting with ballots sent to every eligible voter. In 29 states you can request an absentee ballot for any reason.

#politics

Jun 1, 2020

If you’re going to wear a mask make it as enjoyable as possible. Mine has #Cthulhu on it.

#covid #humor #cthulhu

May 30, 2020

Still wondering why I have to explicitly run things as Administrator when I’m logged into #Windows as an administrator.

#tech #opinion

May 28, 2020

Before you complain about businesses forcing you to wear a face mask for health reasons, in most cases they’ve been forcing you to wear a shirt and shoes for no reason other than propriety, and no one cared.

#covid #opinion

May 16, 2020

I love the new TLC show “90 Day Beyoncé” where foreigners have 90 days to “put a ring on it.”

#tv #humor

May 11, 2020

Given this and the fact that my hard disk has a capacity of 360GB, I wish that #Microsoft was my bank.

#Windows #tech #humor

May 11, 2020

All code is opinionated. Some developers just have shit opinions.

#tech #humor

Apr 27, 2020

Relief checks are being delayed because our angry yam of a President wants his name printed on them. Yes, this is real.

#trump #politics #covid

Apr 15, 2020

Yeah, we all knew that eventually Mango Mussolini would fire the Inspector General who handled the whistleblower complaint. Par for the course with this corrupt POTUS.

#trump #politics

Apr 4, 2020

Mike Lindell says he invented the My Pillow because he had trouble sleeping so now only his conscience keeps him up at night.

#atheism #politics #humor

Apr 2, 2020

The states without mandatory stay at home orders are high in belief in a sky god and low on belief in the scientific method.

#covid #GOP #politics

Apr 2, 2020

It’s funny how people are afraid to vote for Bernie Sanders because he’s a democratic socialist, but they’ll happily take money from the government during a pandemic.

#covid #politics

Mar 18, 2020

Another reason I’ve been supporting Bernie.

#politics #humor

Mar 13, 2020

#iOS auto-corrected “Democratic Party” to “Semicratic Larry”. Holy fuckballs.

#Apple #humor

Mar 3, 2020

Jackass “Judge” Jeanine Pirro on Fox News actually complained that @RepAdamSchiff isn’t giving #Trump a presumption of innocence. News flash: he’s prosecuting the impeachment. That’s what prosecutors do.

#politics

Jan 24, 2020

Someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Someone Is Putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas (Published 2019)
Someone Is Putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas (Published 2019)

www.nytimes.com

#humor #YOUREWELCOME

Dec 11, 2019

Urethra Franklin #humor

Dec 2, 2019

According to commercials people that need blood thinners love to serve salad.

#opinion #humor

Nov 25, 2019

Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?

#humor #pedantry

Nov 2, 2019

Everyone is so concerned with the Kurds but no one is talking about the whey.

#politics #humor

Oct 17, 2019

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