I told my wife, “Look, if you play with my Poké balls you’re going to get a Squirtle.”

#tech #humor

Recommendation for Discovery Network: change “Shark Week” to “Shart Week” and watch the ratings go through the roof.

#YOUREWELCOME #tv #humor

I just turned on screen scaling on my iPhone. Yet another confirmation that I’m old.

#humor

Hey Lumber Liquidators what the hell does someone do with liquid wood?

#pedantry #humor

San Bernadino DA says seized iPhone may hold “dormant cyber pathogen”. I'm sure he doesn't even know what that means.

San Bernardino DA says seized iPhone may hold “dormant cyber pathogen” [Update]

bit.ly

#tech #security

This sounds like something Donald #Trump would try to do.

The smell of success? $115 bottles of British air sold to Chinese buyers | CNN

www.cnn.com

I live in NJ. Trust me. The only thing Chris Christie is going to save us from is leftovers.

#GOP #humor

#GOP demagoguery about Planned Parenthood selling body parts actually a conspiracy by anti-abortionists? Go figure.

2 Abortion Foes Behind Planned Parenthood Videos Are Indicted (Published 2016)

www.nytimes.com

#GOP #politics #Roe

Get this iOS game. It’s great! Android and desktop versions too: Auralux Constellations by War Drum Studios LLC.

‎Auralux: Constellations

apps.apple.com

#software #game #recommendation

Wasn’t Pumpkin Spice the fat one?

#SpiceGirls #humor

10th wedding anniversary dinner. #Apple Watch told me it was time to stand. I totally did.

#family #humor

Taco Bell, I don’t think that’s how it works. Hanging a sign over the soda machine doesn’t make it a Tiki Bar.

#pedantry #humor

Using Photoshop I totally solved the whole Starbucks #WarOnChristmas red cup thing.

#atheism #politics #humor

Notice anything odd about the CAPTCHA choices?

#humor

It’s official: no one can make a decent cheese grater. Mars we can do. Grate cheese? Not so much.

#food #humor

Today in school our 9-year-old actually had to compare apples and oranges. They were surprisingly similar.

#pedantry #family #humor

Human DNA found on the Shroud of Turin. Human DNA found in hot dogs. Therefore Jesus was a hot dog.

#atheism #humor

“The only stencil in art is your mind.”

— Our 9-year-old

#family #wisdom #chloe

Our 9-year-old just made a Halloween Advent Calendar.

#family

So apparently there’s a WordPress plugin named “WangGuard”.

#tech #humor

Didn’t one of the Village People dress up as a macrobiologist?

#humor

“Gwynedd Mercy University: helping students earn their degrees for over 50 years.” That's a long time to go to school.

#pedantry #humor

Hey Ohio, read up on the naming history of Cape Canaveral before you freak out about renaming Mt. McKinley back to Denali.

#denali #mckinley

“And I-ran… Iran’s so far away…”

#music #humor

Biologists discover evidence of the elusive unipus, the one-armed ancestor of the modern octopus. Wait. It was an eel.

#science #humor