“Gwynedd Mercy University: helping students earn their degrees for over 50 years.” That's a long time to go to school.

#pedantry #humor

Hey Ohio, read up on the naming history of Cape Canaveral before you freak out about renaming Mt. McKinley back to Denali.

#denali #mckinley

“And I-ran… Iran’s so far away…”

#music #humor

Biologists discover evidence of the elusive unipus, the one-armed ancestor of the modern octopus. Wait. It was an eel.

#science #humor

Sci Show episode "What causes sunburns?"… um, I’ll go out on a limb and say “the sun”.

#humor

Neil Young removed music from streaming because it’s the “worst quality in the history of broadcasting” yet he was fine with FM radio.

#music #opinion

KFC commercial ends with “…it’s finger.” I KNEW IT!

#humor

Cruising in my MINI. Then I saw someone’s grandmother driving the same car as me. Same color. Cooler mirrors. Time to get a new car.

#family #humor

Daughter: “Daddy, what’s a protractor?”

Me: “That’s a tractor that gets paid.”

#family #humor #DadJoke

When your #twitter timeline goes horribly wrong.

#humor

I think we can all agree that Chris Christie should NEVER wear athletic pants.

#humor #politics

Before the Newton and Palm Pilot… before we were ready to give up paper, there was the Casio BOSS. I loved mine!

#tech #gadget

Callipygian: pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks. #YOUREWELCOME.

#pedantry #humor

While shopping I realized that they really need to put the boogey boards near the Kleenex.

#humor #pedantry

We have a right to offend people and they have a right to complain. It’s called discourse. Ideas don’t have dignity.

#opinion

Our 8-year-old pulls rice out of her sleeve at Chipotle and declares “I’m full of grains.”

#family #humor #chloe

How many permutations of the term “clean up” can we put in this dialog? LOTS.

#Windows #tech #pedantry

“I wonder if your Gluteus Maximus can be pierced.”

— Our 8-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Why chihuahuas don’t run in the snow…

Why chihuahuas don't run on the snow?

youtu.be

#YOUREWELCOME #humor

Sometimes your body exceeds its design specification. And not in a good way.

#humor #science

What to name the calendar event for a litter box cleaning reminder? I know: excavate excrement! Pretentious and alliterative.

#pedantry #humor

My wife took my daughter to Party City for birthday party paraphernalia, which made me think: who's the comptroller of Party City?

#family #pedantry #humor

Life imitating art? This is #Microsoft #Windows satire from 2013 that became a real news story in 2014.

Microsoft skips 'too good' Windows 9, jumps to Windows 10

bit.ly

#tech

Alarm Clock Pro: The premiere mobile app for professional or expert sleepers.

#pedantry #tech #humor

IBM builds a scalable computer chip inspired by the human brain. Skynet is born.

IBM Builds A Scalable Computer Chip Inspired By The Human Brain

onforb.es

#tech