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“That sound can only mean one thing: that's my dad.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

May 17, 2012

Uh oh.

#family #chloe

May 13, 2012

“Science is not my god, but it may well be my salvation.”

— Peter Thompson (The Guardian)

#atheism #philosophy

May 13, 2012

Queen #Chloe on her throne. You may approach with your gifts.

#family #humor

May 8, 2012

Interesting. Buying the #Mac OS X Lion server components modifies your recovery partition such that reinstalls of the OS are server edition.

#Apple #tech

May 6, 2012

Just sitting around, watching TV.

#family #humor #chloe

May 2, 2012

“Daddy, while you drive home, I'll admire my crown.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Apr 23, 2012

“Daddy you know where everything is, like Easter Island and the store. What kind of undergarments am I wearing?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Apr 21, 2012

“Why do super heroes wear tight pants? And why do rock stars wear tight pants too?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Apr 21, 2012

Cat or weasel?

#cats

Apr 19, 2012

Remember those long drives to grandmom's house?

#family #chloe

Apr 15, 2012

You know you have a small ass when you overhear your doctor refer to it as “the patient's gluteus minimus”.

#family #humor

Apr 12, 2012

Learning how to use a steak knife makes our 5-year-old eat more of her dinner.

#family #chloe

Apr 9, 2012

#Chloe made a Seussian speck out of combed cat hair.

#family

Apr 7, 2012

Blooming flower.

#family #chloe

Apr 5, 2012

Blooming flower?

#family

Apr 4, 2012

Seussian LEGO car.

#family #chloe

Mar 27, 2012

I just found out the hard way that muppets vomit cereal.

#tv #humor

Mar 23, 2012

Note to self: never confuse a “penal colony” with a “penile colony”.

#pedantry #humor

Mar 21, 2012

“I don't like it! It's stupid! It's a goner!”

— Our 5-year-old (regarding medicine)

#family #humor #chloe

Mar 20, 2012

I just found out that “homophobia” is not a condition whereby a person is afraid to be at home. Regretting many years of misusing the word.

#pedantry #humor

Mar 18, 2012

“I'm afraid that if I lose my tooth I'll look stupid. I'll look like a jerk with a big grown up tooth.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Mar 17, 2012

I respect your right to believe what you choose. But I do not have to respect the belief you hold, especially if it's ridiculous.

#philosophy #atheism

Mar 15, 2012

Some care more about political correctness and respecting delusional beliefs than the irrelevancy of book burning compared with mass murder.

#philosophy #atheism

Mar 15, 2012

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