My wife had a great idea: start a #GoFundMe to raise money for bribing #SCOTUS judges.

All these commercials for Crepe Erase prove that Big Pancake must be stopped.

#humor

Why make your customer service better when you can use AI to make your angry customers sound happy?

SoftBank’s new AI makes angry customers sound calm on phone | The Asahi Shimbun: Breaking News, Japan News and Analysis

www.asahi.com

#tech #ridiculous

Wow. Dennis Quaid is as batshit crazy as his brother Randy.

#trump

#meme

In Florida, convicted felons lose the right to vote, serve on a jury, hold public office, and cannot be issued some professional licenses such as real estate.

#Trump lives in Florida. So as of today he can't do business there or vote for himself.

The Secret of Foreskinwalker Ranch

#ChangeAWordRuinAShow

#meme

At Microsoft asses come in versions.

#developer #humor

Stereo is just mono e mono.

#humor

Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”

Wife: it says “In God We Trust”

Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.

#humor

Watching Star Trek TOS for nostalgia’s sake and realized you can hear the bridge set creaking when the crew walk around.

So you could say they are up ships creak without a battle.

#startrektos

The term pro bono implies the existence of an amateur bono.

#humor #pedantry

This tomato has big dick energy.

#meme #humor

#meme #humor

You’d have to be a boron to watch the movie “The Fifth Element”.

Boron - Wikipedia

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Virginia continues to keep it classy.

In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools

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#gop #maga #racists

For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.

#humor #dadjokes #popmusic

Getting Slurpees on May 4th. Disappointed they didn’t have special flavors like Chewbacca Cherry or C3-P-Orange.

#StarWars

Someone needs to tell the #Umbraco CMS team that when a release is only 82% done it is NOT a release candidate. It literally cannot be released in this state.

Imagine the possibilities… Even if the claims of over 1G of force don't prove to be true, just making a 1 ton shipping pallet weigh a few pounds would be transformational.

NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity - The Debrief

thedebrief.org

#tech #science

NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS

#humor

Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.

#humor

Democrats don’t need to smuggle illegal immigrants into the US to grow their voter base. Republicans do it for them every time they take away more of our rights.

#politics #gop

The juice has expired.

O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76

apnews.com

#humor