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If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

#humor

Apr 3

I can't tell you how many times the “Today In History” section of apnews.com has totally discombobulated me. It takes me at least an hour to recombobulate.

#humor

Apr 2

Maybe we can solve this Holy Water shortage by just having the Pope bless the ocean. Bonus: we’d also solve the problem with vampires attacking people at the beach.

#humor

Apr 1

What’s the name of that song about girls with fat bottoms that influence earth’s rotation?

#humor

Mar 30

What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?

#humor

Mar 28

Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?

#humor

Mar 23

Is your cat a chonk?

#cats

Mar 20

Super astronomy nerd joke right here.

#humor

Mar 20

If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.

#humor

Mar 20

Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.

#humor

Mar 15

#humor

Mar 8

So if IVF embryos are legally considered children can we claim them as dependents on our taxes? Can we do this every year since they never physically age? Do they legally age each year giving them the right to vote in 18 years? If they were implanted after 20 years would they qualify for social security at age 35? I have questions.

#gop #philosophy

Feb 29

Sometimes I think that parents send infuriating MAGA texts to their kids just to get a text message from them between holidays.

#humor #trump #maga #gop

Feb 26

MAGA is a dirty word. It’s a word that requires blind support for Trump; leave your critical thinking skills at the door. Bend to your confirmation bias. As Trump once said at a Veterans of Foreign Wars Convention in Kansas City, Mo, “don’t believe what you’re reading or seeing”. And his credulous supporters are happy to oblige. It’s madness.

#Trump #MAGA #GOP

Feb 25

And small hams.

#trump #meme #humor

Feb 25

It looks like we’re on-track to have VGER come back with so much research data that it will inadvertently destroy the earth.

NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.
NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.

mashable.com

#startrek #scifi #humor #science

Feb 24

As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.

#tech #pedantry #humor

Feb 21

#ElonMusk #humor #meme

Feb 21

Our Sneaker Con con-man Trump is selling $400 ugly sneakers. He doesn’t even wear sneakers. I don't think he has EVER worn sneakers. In his life. And they're made on-demand in (you guessed it) China. No existing stock. Because he sells ugly sneakers like a shady GoFundMe so when no one buys them he's not stuck with inventory. And he knows that's how this would go down.

Trump hawks $399 branded shoes at 'Sneaker Con,' a day after a $355 million ruling against him
Trump hawks $399 branded shoes at 'Sneaker Con,' a day after a $355 million ruling against him

apnews.com

#maga #trump #gop

Feb 19

If someone cheats on their taxes, cheats on their bank loans, cheats on elections, cheats on paying contractors, cheats at golf, cheats on magazine covers, and cheats on their wives, don’t ignore the pattern and assume they won’t cheat you too.

#trump

Feb 18

LM Studio is pretty awesome. Easily run your favorite LLMs right on your own computer. Unlike ChatGPT there are no request limits or abridged results.

👾 LM Studio - Discover and run local LLMs
👾 LM Studio - Discover and run local LLMs

lmstudio.ai

#tech #software #recommendation

Feb 17

Who the hell is Anna Phylaxis?

#humor

Feb 17

If you gave #Trump an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

Feb 15

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