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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Data's Ode to Spot
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
— Data
#StarTrek #STTNG #humor #tv #scifi
Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.
#Elon #Musk claims he wants to prevent SpaceX from becoming complicit in a major act of war. But every other immoral use of his Starlink Internet service is perfectly fine.
The acronym GUID is not pronounced “gooey ID”. It's pronounced “goo-id”. #YoureWelcome
Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?
#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor
They’re officially changing the name to Drowning Man.
Burning Man’s ‘Principles’ Encounter a Muddy Fiasco
www.nytimes.com
Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time
apnews.com
Microsoft fucks Mac .NET developers. Only time will tell just how hard this fucking is.
#tech #microsoft #macos #vscode #visualstudio
Visual Studio for Mac Retirement Announcement - Visual Studio Blog
devblogs.microsoft.com
Yeah. Sure. #MarkMeadows was just acting in his normal capacity as #ChiefOfStaff in his dealings with Georgia as he tried to help #Trump steal the 2020 election. Stealing elections is on his schedule every Wednesday.
You're voting for the wrong people if their political party is:
- banning books and medications
- reversing Roe v. Wade
- unilaterally removing elected officials
- taking rights from the #LGBTQ community
- making voting harder for marginalized people
- gerrymandering to unfairly skew representation
- whitewashing African American history
- refusing to enact real gun reform
- supporting a #POTUS candidate who has been indicted 4 times, convicted of sexual assault, fake university, fake charity
You know what’s next with the #Twitter / #X API? #ElonMusk randomly pulling the plug and screwing you and your customers again.
The “Indicted in Atlanta” club.
#Trump #Georgia #Jan6 #TrumpIndictment #humor
When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.
After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.
Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park
apnews.com
Mike Lindell, founder of the Jesus pube-filled #MyPillow, pushes drones that detect election fraud. Odds are the only thing they’ll detect is 5% battery power after 15 minutes.
Wi-Fi sniffers strapped to drones—Mike Lindell’s odd plan to stop election fraud
arstechnica.com
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
