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What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?

#humor

Mar 28

Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?

#humor

Mar 23

Super astronomy nerd joke right here.

#humor

Mar 20

If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.

#humor

Mar 20

Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.

#humor

Mar 15

#humor

Mar 8

Sometimes I think that parents send infuriating MAGA texts to their kids just to get a text message from them between holidays.

#humor #trump #maga #gop

Feb 26

And small hams.

#trump #meme #humor

Feb 25

It looks like we’re on-track to have VGER come back with so much research data that it will inadvertently destroy the earth.

NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.
NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.

mashable.com

#startrek #scifi #humor #science

Feb 24

As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.

#tech #pedantry #humor

Feb 21

#ElonMusk #humor #meme

Feb 21

Who the hell is Anna Phylaxis?

#humor

Feb 17

I can turn money into wine, kind of like Jesus.

#facts #humor

Feb 14

#truth #meme #humor

Feb 14

How do we know that he was her mate and not just a friend? Wait. He did what to the bird? For 20 years?

Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42
Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42

www.comicsands.com

#meme #humor

Feb 10

Fun Fact: Amphitheaters live underwater during the larval stage before emerging on land as adult theaters.

#humor

Feb 5

#meme #humor

Feb 5

My friend insisted that astrology is based on facts and I was like yeah right like I’m going to believe anything a Scorpio says.

#humor

Jan 31

Ham sandwich walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. Bartender replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

#humor

Jan 31

#meme #humor

Jan 28

I hate when the door is ajar because it’s so hard to unscrew a jar that big.

#humor

Jan 28

It's refreshing to see that Progressive is eager to provide funding for my “fucking across a desk” business.

#humor

Jan 23

So yeah, this is where we are.

#meme #truth #humor

Jan 19

Throwing goats is a dangerous pastime that can injure the goats. I recommend cow tipping as an alternative.

#fail #humor

Jan 9

The proverbial “plumber's crack” has an actual purpose.

#humor

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