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Everyone is pro-life with exceptions. We just disagree on the exceptions.

#roevwade #roe #scotus

Sep 11, 2023

#Elon #Musk claims he wants to prevent SpaceX from becoming complicit in a major act of war. But every other immoral use of his Starlink Internet service is perfectly fine.

Sep 9, 2023

Did you know that they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

They do it so they can Scandinavian.

#dadjoke #humor

Sep 7, 2023

Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?

#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor

Sep 7, 2023

They’re officially changing the name to Drowning Man.

#BurningMan #humor

Burning Man’s ‘Principles’ Encounter a Muddy Fiasco
Burning Man’s ‘Principles’ Encounter a Muddy Fiasco

www.nytimes.com

Sep 6, 2023

Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

#tech #humor #irony

Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time
Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time

apnews.com

Sep 4, 2023

Microsoft fucks Mac .NET developers. Only time will tell just how hard this fucking is.

#tech #microsoft #macos #vscode #visualstudio

Visual Studio for Mac Retirement Announcement - Visual Studio Blog
Visual Studio for Mac Retirement Announcement - Visual Studio Blog

devblogs.microsoft.com

Sep 1, 2023

Vegan leather tastes just like real leather.

#humor

Aug 31, 2023

When it comes to #politics I’m more of a mourning person.

#humor

Aug 31, 2023

Yeah. Sure. #MarkMeadows was just acting in his normal capacity as #ChiefOfStaff in his dealings with Georgia as he tried to help #Trump steal the 2020 election. Stealing elections is on his schedule every Wednesday.

Aug 29, 2023

You're voting for the wrong people if their political party is:

  • banning books and medications
  • reversing Roe v. Wade
  • unilaterally removing elected officials
  • taking rights from the #LGBTQ community
  • making voting harder for marginalized people
  • gerrymandering to unfairly skew representation
  • whitewashing African American history
  • refusing to enact real gun reform
  • supporting a #POTUS candidate who has been indicted 4 times, convicted of sexual assault, fake university, fake charity

#GOP #Trump #DeSantis #Roe #RoeVWade

Aug 26, 2023

#Trump #Indictment #MugShot #humor

Aug 25, 2023

You know what’s next with the #Twitter / #X API? #ElonMusk randomly pulling the plug and screwing you and your customers again.

Aug 25, 2023

The “Indicted in Atlanta” club.

#Trump #Georgia #Jan6 #TrumpIndictment #humor

Aug 24, 2023

When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.

#humor

Aug 24, 2023

After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.

#humor

Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park
Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park

apnews.com

Aug 22, 2023

Mike Lindell, founder of the Jesus pube-filled #MyPillow, pushes drones that detect election fraud. Odds are the only thing they’ll detect is 5% battery power after 15 minutes.

#GOP #politics #humor

Wi-Fi sniffers strapped to drones—Mike Lindell’s odd plan to stop election fraud
Wi-Fi sniffers strapped to drones—Mike Lindell’s odd plan to stop election fraud

arstechnica.com

Aug 19, 2023

#Musk is trying to remove the #Twitter block feature but I bet that #Elon would still be able to block people. Because fuck you he’s special.

#tech #opinion

Aug 19, 2023

“Captain's log stardate 41153.7: a moist and odoriferous spherocylinder.” #STTNG

#humor

Aug 16, 2023

Do you need a backpack when you go on a #Nutrafol hair growth journey?

#humor

Aug 16, 2023

How the hell does that dead-eyed white supremacist Steven Miller keep avoiding #Trump administration indictments?

#politics #humor

Aug 16, 2023

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