You’d have to be a boron to watch the movie “The Fifth Element”.

Boron - Wikipedia
Boron - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

19h ago

Virginia continues to keep it classy.

In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools
In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools

apnews.com

#gop #maga #racists

1d ago

For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.

#humor #dadjokes #popmusic

2d ago

Getting Slurpees on May 4th. Disappointed they didn’t have special flavors like Chewbacca Cherry or C3-P-Orange.

#StarWars

7d ago

Someone needs to tell the #Umbraco CMS team that when a release is only 82% done it is NOT a release candidate. It literally cannot be released in this state.

10d ago

Imagine the possibilities… Even if the claims of over 1G of force don't prove to be true, just making a 1 ton shipping pallet weigh a few pounds would be transformational.

NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity - The Debrief
NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity - The Debrief

thedebrief.org

#tech #science

Apr 22

NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS

#humor

Apr 19

Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.

#humor

Apr 17

Democrats don’t need to smuggle illegal immigrants into the US to grow their voter base. Republicans do it for them every time they take away more of our rights.

#politics #gop

Apr 14

The juice has expired.

O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76
O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76

apnews.com

#humor

Apr 11

Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.

#humor

Apr 9

I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.

#humor

Apr 8

Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.

#humor

Apr 8

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

#humor

Apr 4

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

#humor

Apr 3

I can't tell you how many times the “Today In History” section of apnews.com has totally discombobulated me. It takes me at least an hour to recombobulate.

#humor

Apr 2

Maybe we can solve this Holy Water shortage by just having the Pope bless the ocean. Bonus: we’d also solve the problem with vampires attacking people at the beach.

#humor

Apr 1

What’s the name of that song about girls with fat bottoms that influence earth’s rotation?

#humor

Mar 30

What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?

#humor

Mar 28

Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?

#humor

Mar 23

Is your cat a chonk?

#cats

Mar 20

Super astronomy nerd joke right here.

#humor

Mar 20

If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.

#humor

Mar 20

Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.

#humor

Mar 15

#humor

Mar 8

Page 1 of 29
Pageof 29

About Non Sequiturs

Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.

I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.

I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.

Michael Argentini

Copyright © 2024 Michael Argentini. All rights reserved.